Posted on December 25, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
Maharshi Vatsyayan has stated in his magnum opus “Kamasutra” that,
SEX is:
“Duty”, if done with your wife.
“Art”, if done with your lover.
“Education”, if done with a virgin.
Filed Under: FUNNYBONES
Posted on December 25, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8. It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7. Foursomes are encouraged.
Tags: david letterman, golf
Filed Under: IN THE GOLF BAG, Uncategorized
Posted on June 3, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
Here’s a really funny contribution by a guy trying to understand if Men really get the concept of Mars and Venus, do you?
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
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Posted on May 17, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
On the second tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband said, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.’
His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you.” They embraced and kissed.
On the 17th tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, “I’m sorry, darling, I’ve been so conscience-stricken since you told me of your affair.
Filed Under: IN THE GOLF BAG
Posted on April 26, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
In a stranger story, “Bola Golf dalam alat sulit” where husband had a golf ball stuck in wife’s privates. While this article should be in my Funnybones section, I decided it was topical since golf is a funny sporting activity anyways – decided to add this into the Golf Bag.
Tags: alat sulit, golf, golf ball
Filed Under: IN THE GOLF BAG
Posted on April 26, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
“Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 attempts”, what a strange twisted story…
In Stuutgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but…
Tags: german couple, pregnant, wife
Filed Under: FUNNYBONES
Posted on April 18, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
Tags: bookkeeper, godfather, lawyers, mafia
Filed Under: FUNNYBONES
Posted on April 18, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
Tags: fight, fishing, sex, weather
Filed Under: FUNNYBONES
Posted on April 18, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
A man feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Posted on April 18, 2009 by garytayNo Comments
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
Tags: 1.0, support, tech support, wife
Filed Under: FUNNYBONES
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