The Best Caddie Replies???

# 10
Golfer “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

# 9
Golfer “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

# 8
Golfer “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

# 7
Golfer “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy “Eventually.”

# 6
Golfer “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence.”

# 5
Golfer “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much
of a distraction.”

Caddy “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

# 4
Golfer “How do you like my game?”

Caddy “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

# 3
Golfer “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”

Caddy “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

# 2
Golfer “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

# 1 Best Caddy Comment
Golfer “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old,”

Caddy “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

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