David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons ‘Why Golf Is Better Than Sex’

#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8. It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7. Foursomes are encouraged.

#6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5. Three times a day IS possible.

#4. Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3. If you live in  Florida , you can do it almost everyday.

#2. You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..
#1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

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