Tiger Classics

Top 10 Tiger jokes you can tell your mum without blushing:

1. Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

2. Nike wants to drop their endorsement – apparently Tiger’s balls go everywhere.

3. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.

4. Tiger has a new movie coming out. It’s called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

5. Seven birdies have come out and said they’ve played a round with Tiger’s wood. Eleven more and he’ll have his very own golf course.

6. Tiger always gives 110 per cent. That is why he gave 100 per cent to his wife and still had 10 per cent left over for his alleged mistresses.

7. Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?

8. One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says he never talked about golf during sex. Yeah, but he did keep his head down and his left arm straight.

9. Despite his recent transgressions Tiger Woods never lied to his wife – whenever she asked where he was going he said: “To play a round.”

10. Did you hear Nike’s new motto? Just do me.

And the ones that have gone viral…

One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Two:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Three:
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Soon everything will be forgotten.

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