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Choosing a wife
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsA man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty... -
Never get screwed by your lawyer
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsThe madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ‘May I help you sir?’ she asked. ‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied. ‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most... -
12 Dirty Jokes
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No Comments1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom asked “How do you know?” Girl replied “Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.” (2) Bangladesh Worker: “Sir, me no come to work, me sick.” Boss:... -
The Funeral Procession
Posted on June 28, 2010 | No CommentsA man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second... -
Kamasutra?
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsMaharshi Vatsyayan has stated in his magnum opus “Kamasutra” that, SEX is: “Duty”, if done with your wife. “Art”, if done with your lover. “Education”, if done with a virgin. “Science”, if done with a fertile woman. “Business transaction”, if done with a prostitute. “Social... -
Men are from Mars, women are from???
Posted on June 3, 2009 | No CommentsHere’s a really funny contribution by a guy trying to understand if Men really get the concept of Mars and Venus, do you? I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out... -
Paid to get friend’s wife pregnant
Posted on April 26, 2009 | No Comments“Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 attempts”, what a strange twisted story… In Stuutgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get... -
Deaf Bookkeeper
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsA Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he... -
And then the fight started…
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsMy wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… -
Deaf Wife
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsA man feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is...