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Wife 1.0
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsDear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and... -
A damn fine explanation
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsThe wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother... -
When Grandma Goes to Court
Posted on February 13, 2009 | No CommentsLawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs Jones, do you know... -
Don’t be too hasty
Posted on February 13, 2009 | No CommentsA man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He is rather taken aback because he cannot place where he knows her. He says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘ I think you are... -
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Posted on January 6, 2009 | No CommentsAccountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under -
Classic One-liners
Posted on November 8, 2008 | No Comments1. When I was born, I was given a choice; A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember, what I chose. -
Happy & Sad…
Posted on November 7, 2008 | No CommentsA husband and wife were sitting watching TV, when he turned to his wife and said… “Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.” She said .. “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.” -
The Spoon…
Posted on November 5, 2008 | No CommentsFor all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization…. -
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Posted on October 7, 2008 | No CommentsGot this email from our old buddy Dennis, he has a point to prove… why he’s into dogs. -
THE MALAYSIAN POLITICAL OSCARS
Posted on October 6, 2008 | No CommentsOur political situation is like something out of a movie – so here are the awards. The envelope, please… The Wide Angle Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, headquartered for no particular reason in Skudai, presents this year’s Malaysian Political Oscars.