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In the golf bag Archive
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Tiger Classics
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsTop 10 Tiger jokes you can tell your mum without blushing: 1. Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. 2. Nike wants to drop their endorsement – apparently Tiger’s balls go everywhere. 3. What’s... -
Too much golf???
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsPolice are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes” says the woman. “Did you hit him with that golf club?” “Yes, yes, I did……..” The woman... -
Young man and Priest
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsA young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3, the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole my son?” The young man says, “An 8-iron, father. How about you?” The priest says, “I’m going to hit a... -
Help me dear!!!
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsA husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!!! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up... -
David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons ‘Why Golf Is Better Than Sex’
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No Comments#10… A below par performance is considered damn good. #9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8. It’s much easier to find the sweet spot. #7. Foursomes are encouraged. -
Golfers will be golfers…
Posted on May 17, 2009 | No CommentsOn the second tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband said, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.’ His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. What we... -
Never play with your golf ball
Posted on April 26, 2009 | No CommentsIn a stranger story, “Bola Golf dalam alat sulit” where husband had a golf ball stuck in wife’s privates. While this article should be in my Funnybones section, I decided it was topical since golf is a funny sporting activity anyways – decided to add... -
Never too old for golf?
Posted on January 17, 2008 | No CommentsArthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. -
Golf Lessons
Posted on February 14, 2007 | No CommentsA foursome is waiting on the men’s tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies’ tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks... -
The Best Caddie Replies???
Posted on January 8, 2007 | No Comments# 10 Golfer “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy “Think you can keep your head down that long?” # 9 Golfer “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the...