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12 Dirty Jokes
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No Comments1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom asked “How do you know?” Girl replied “Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.” (2) Bangladesh Worker: “Sir, me no come to work, me sick.” Boss:... -
The Funeral Procession
Posted on June 28, 2010 | No CommentsA man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second... -
Kamasutra?
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsMaharshi Vatsyayan has stated in his magnum opus “Kamasutra” that, SEX is: “Duty”, if done with your wife. “Art”, if done with your lover. “Education”, if done with a virgin. “Science”, if done with a fertile woman. “Business transaction”, if done with a prostitute. “Social... -
David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons ‘Why Golf Is Better Than Sex’
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No Comments#10… A below par performance is considered damn good. #9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8. It’s much easier to find the sweet spot. #7. Foursomes are encouraged. -
Men are from Mars, women are from???
Posted on June 3, 2009 | No CommentsHere’s a really funny contribution by a guy trying to understand if Men really get the concept of Mars and Venus, do you? I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out... -
Golfers will be golfers…
Posted on May 17, 2009 | No CommentsOn the second tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband said, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.’ His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. What we... -
Never play with your golf ball
Posted on April 26, 2009 | No CommentsIn a stranger story, “Bola Golf dalam alat sulit” where husband had a golf ball stuck in wife’s privates. While this article should be in my Funnybones section, I decided it was topical since golf is a funny sporting activity anyways – decided to add... -
Paid to get friend’s wife pregnant
Posted on April 26, 2009 | No Comments“Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 attempts”, what a strange twisted story… In Stuutgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get... -
Deaf Bookkeeper
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsA Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he... -
And then the fight started…
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsMy wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…