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Deaf Wife
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsA man feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is... -
Wife 1.0
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsDear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and... -
A damn fine explanation
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsThe wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother... -
Notable people I’ve met…
Posted on March 5, 2009 | No CommentsIf you made a list of all the people you have met in your life time, who would they be and how would that list look like? I was recently working on presentation, and I started working on that list. I guess it would show... -
When Grandma Goes to Court
Posted on February 13, 2009 | No CommentsLawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs Jones, do you know... -
Don’t be too hasty
Posted on February 13, 2009 | No CommentsA man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He is rather taken aback because he cannot place where he knows her. He says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘ I think you are... -
Full text of Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
Posted on January 21, 2009 | No CommentsBarack Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States and the nation’s first African-American president Tuesday. This is a transcript of his prepared speech. My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust... -
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Posted on January 6, 2009 | No CommentsAccountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under -
Classic One-liners
Posted on November 8, 2008 | No Comments1. When I was born, I was given a choice; A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember, what I chose. -
Happy & Sad…
Posted on November 7, 2008 | No CommentsA husband and wife were sitting watching TV, when he turned to his wife and said… “Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.” She said .. “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.”
